When I was young, my mother taught me how to prepare a soothing balm with crushed Advil and nature's own natural healers: avocado, honey, mint leaves, vinegar and garlic. I'll always remember mama massaging the cream lovingly all over my entire body every day before school.
As an adult and a mother, I have continued the tradition of the healing balm. However, my children have been complaining that they are ostracized because of their odor. After I pressed for specifics, they informed me that it was not actually their odor, but the odor of the elixir.
I love my children and want only the best for them. Is it possible that your company could begin manufacturing unscented advil? It would make my children and probably many others very happy.
Sincerly,
Eliot Cocaine
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