I usually have no problems with anything I buy in the supermarket. However, I feel compelled to bring this complaint to your attention.
My nephew lives in a neighborhood with few children, so I wanted to buy him a pet to keep him company. Since he is allergic to fur, I decided to buy him a little aquatic companion. I chose your brand of tuna because it was the least expensive. However, the look of disappointment on Thorton's face when Tina Tuna disintegrated in the spanky-clean aquarium made me realize that quality and reliability are worth the extra twenty cents.
Next time I buy a canned fish, it will NOT be from you. I would demand a refund, but eighty-nine cents just could not repair the damage already done.